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I had been away on winter break and was about to see my girlfriend for the first time in almost two weeks. I wanted to do something special for her so I decided to buy some flowers and vanilla scented candles.

As soon as I got home she came over to my house for the night. I lit the candles and left a trail of her favorite flowers leading to my bedroom where I sat in her favorite pair of cute silk boxers.

It’s important to note we had only been dating for four months so I didn’t know everything about her yet.

She came into the room and I seduced her with my good looks and charm. Things started to get intimate. Clothes were flying off everywhere. I noticed she had red spots on some areas of her body, but I proceeded with my seductions.

All of a sudden her tongue got so swollen she couldn’t talk.

Turns out she was allergic to vanilla, and the candles set off her allergy. I guess I should have bought a different scented candle.

The evening of passion and romance turned into a swift car ride to the hospital.

That is the last time I try to do something nice without asking first.

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