Column: Pro sports sinking to new lows

Column: Pro sports sinking to new lows

Doctor: Congratulations! You’ve just awoken from a nine-year coma. I imagine you’ll want to catch up on the news.

Patient: To be honest, Doc, I just want to know how the world of sports is doing. Fill me in on everything. The last I remember Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire were about to break Roger Maris’ home run record.

Doctor: Yeah, about sports

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